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I had no idea that Rockstar made Lemmings. Makes some kind of morbid sense now that I think about it.

Even stormtroopers get helmet hair

Cool floor bro

Despite the 'Forever Alone' nature of this article, has some good tips!

Look at this fucking Garrus cosplay.

For Christie-Brie, the lizard lover.

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No moar wetz pls

theamericankid:

But I don’t want the wetz

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• I changed my iPod's name to Titanic. It's syncing now.
• When chemists die, they barium.
• Jokes about German sausage are the wurst.
• I know a guy who's addicted to brake fluid. He says he can stop any time.
• I stayed up all night to see where the sun went. Then it dawned on me.
• This girl said she recognized me from the vegetarian club, but I'd never met herbivore.
• I'm reading a book about anti-gravity. I just can't put it down.
• I did a theatrical performance about puns. It was a play on words.
• They told me I had type-A blood, but it was a Type-O.
• We’re going on a class trip to the Coca-Cola factory. I hope there's no pop quiz.
• Did you hear about the cross-eyed teacher who lost her job because she couldn't control her pupils?
• Broken pencils are pointless.
• I tried to catch some fog, but I mist.
• What do you call a dinosaur with an extensive vocabulary? A thesaurus.
• I used to be a banker, but then I lost interest.
• All the toilets in New York’s police stations have been stolen. The police have nothing to go on.
• I got a job at a bakery because I kneaded dough.
• Haunted French pancakes give me the crêpes.
• A cartoonist was found dead in his home. Details are sketchy.
• The earthquake in Washington obviously was the Government's fault.
• Be kind to your dentist. He has fillings, too.

Things I didn’t know: as much as I’ve loved medicine my entire life it floors me that you miss little things like this.

forensicsandpathology:

An old heart attack will appear as a white scar on the outside of the heart wall.

That’s one fucking awesome bird

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There is one thing Macs do better than PC

The ‘Hello yes’ series is gold

The perfect ice cream scoop
This scoop has a serrated edge that will allow it to cut through ice cream that feels more like cement than food; and it offers a faceted design that prevents ice cream from sticking to the scoop like super glue.
That’s $10 of indulgent fucking awesomeness if you ask me.

Me nearly every morning

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